Where do I buy it?
We’re glad you asked that first. You can buy it right here. Our friends at Busted Tees are letting us use their secure shopping cart.

Is this for real?
Yes. In fact, here’s a video to prove so.

How much is it?
The buckles are $29.99 plus $6.49 shipping and handling.

Does it come with batteries and instructions?
Why yes, yes it does!

Can I program it with custom phrases?
Yep. It can hold up to six unique messages at a time, with each message being 256 characters long. You can change these messages at any time.

Can I change things like the speed of the messages and how bright the display is?
Yes.

Is this buckle compatible with the standard buckle belt?
Yes. We don’t sell actual belts, but you can probably use any existing buckle-style belt you have. Or get one at, like, any store.

Can I put my MP3s on it?
No.